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Unlikely Explanations


Remember me? I’m sorry to bother you again, but I just wanted to thank you for not calling the cops or shooting me or anything. I’d also like to explain how it all happened, and why it wasn’t my fault, really.

It all started when I got an invitation to a housewarming party. I couldn’t decide whether  to bring a present — the invitation said “no gifts”, but that doesn’t really mean anything — and if so, what to bring. How are you supposed to pick out a house-oriented gift when you’ve never been to the house before? I hate this custom. I eventually decided to bring a bottle of wine, mostly because of its ambiguity — I could just say “here’s a bottle of wine”, and leave it to others to decide whether it was a housewarming gift or just a bottle of wine I brought to a…

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  1. Thanks for reblogging! I’m honored to have earned a place here, among all the serial killers. 🙂

  2. Many serial killers begin their criminal carrer with smaller crimes.


    I guess I should explain a bit more?

    I was having some issues with my blog, for some reason I was not allowed to make new posts. From what I have gathered someone probably ‘reported’ me for something. WordPress checked it out and I am up and running once again.

    As I was reading other people’s journals it came to me that maybe I could reblog even if I could not post. I was reading your blog (and giggling) when that though popped into my mind. I figured that I was going to give it a try.

    So why did I pick on you?

    At the time I really did think “well, this could be a budding serial killer, they all have to start with some crime.” (Did I mention that I was sipping on a (few) glass(es) of wine?)

    I was actually shocked when it reblogged. I did not think I was going to be able to drag you into the serial killer mix.


    I love your blog by the way.

    • I can see why you might have thought I could be a budding serial killer — that drawing is pretty creepy…

  3. Damn, I thought you had scored a real serial killer on your blogroll 🙄

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